Bad idea: Recycling sandwiches.

Good idea: Posting a relevant post on the escapist.

Zombie_Fish:
Bad idea: Recycling sandwiches.

Good idea: Posting a relevant post on the escapist.

^{Since when are sandwiches trash? Any hoo}

Bad Idea: Posting a relevant post to a year old, dead thread.

Good Idea: Being sober

Bad Idea: Being sober when undergoing surgery.

Good Idea: Playing with frisbees.

Bad Idea: Using shurikens to play frisbee

Good Idea: Going to the circus

Bad Idea: Punching a clown at the circus. They gang up on you.

Good Idea: Training for a triathalon.

Bad Idea:Running the triathalon

Good Idea:Learning origami

Bad Idea: Learning oragami by folding people. They are very difficult to fold up.

Good Idea: Practicing your craft.

Bad Idea: craft fairs

Good Idea: CAPSLOCK

Bad Idea: CAPSLOCK SWEARING ALL THE TIME!

Good Idea: Reloading your weapon.

Bad Idea:Reloading with the wrong ammo

Good Idea:Breast Implants

Bad Idea: Getting them as a guy.

Good Idea: Preparation.

Neonbob:

Good Idea: Preparation.

Bad Idea: Preparation H as a sandwich filler.

Good Idea: Helping an old woman with her bags.

Bad Idea: Helping the old woman...diiiie!

Good Idea: Being online.

Bad Idea: Being online in the bath.

Good Idea: Giving to charity.

Bad Idea: Giving bombs to charity.

Good Idea: Talking to people.

Bad Idea: Talking to people while casually masturbating.

Good Idea: Learning to play the guitar.

Bad Idea: Learning to play it as part of an elaborate scheme to kidnap the president's monkey.

Good Idea: Eating salt.

Bad Idea: Eating 2 tonnes of salt in one go.

Good Idea: Purchasing a fire extinguisher.

Bad Idea: Using it on your pet hamster.

Good Idea: Cutting up lettuce.

Bad Idea: Cutting up lettuce with toenail clippers.

Good Idea: Going to a football game.

Bad Idea: Going to a football game in Britain as an American, and then asking where the fuck the football is.

Good Idea: Being wise.

Bad Idea: Being wise and using your wisdom to stage an elaborate and ultimately doomed military coup in the Ukraine. (yea I got nothin for that one)

Good Idea: Charging your phone.

Bad Idea: Charging it so much the battery explodes acid all over your face while you're driving and you crash into something on the highway.

Good Idea: Giving thorough answers.

Bad Idea:Giving thorough answers on bomb making

Good Idea:Baking a pizza.

Bad Idea: Baking a baby.

Good Idea: Seeing your friends.

Bad Idea: Seeing your friends as you run over them.
^{And how is the baby-baking a bad idea? :-P}

Good Idea: Using an umbrella.

Bad idea: Using an umbrella as a replacement prop in your sword swallowing act. (Seriously, umbrellas are apparently lethal for sword swallowers.)

Good idea: Taking your girlfriend out on a date.

Bad Idea: Taking her out to a date at a packing plant.
^{I saw that on 1000 Ways to Die! It was great!}

Good Idea: Making your own game.

Bad idea: Making your own batteries.
^{I know, that show is awesome. I like the one where the guys throws himself out the window. That is the definition of epic fail.}

Good idea: Nuking the whales.

Bad idea: Doing it when Neonbob can see you.

Good idea: Watching the Watchmen

Bad idea: Watching any superhero movie, as of late

Good idea: Working freelance

Bad idea: working with a failing company.

Good idea: don't drown.

Bad Idea: Push a drowning old lady down so you don't drown.
^{Wait...that's still a good idea...damn.}

Good Idea: Learning to fly.

Bad Idea: Learning to fly of a skyscraper and failing.

Good Idea: Making games

Bad Idea: Making rape games.

Good Idea: Running.