Bad Idea: The wheel of pain.

Good Idea: Resting.

Bad idea: reselling instead of resting.

Good idea: water.

Bad Idea: Water on magnesium. Or sodium.

Good Idea: Listening to your teacher when they're going over test material.

Bad idea:....Hmmm? did you say something?

Good idea: Eat a balanced breakfast.

Bad Idea: Eating it on a spinning plate.

Good Idea: Enjoying a sport.

Bad idea: Eating a balanced breakfast of only Twinkies and coffee.
Bad idea: Not knowing how to play the sport, getting hurt but still enjoying it.

Good idea: being kind to animals.

Bad idea: Being kind to the animal devouring your baby.

Good idea: Keeping your child out of the monkey cage.

Bad idea: Keeping your child in the monkey cage and taking the monkey instead.

Good idea: The downfall of capitalism.

Bad idea: Sharing MAH MONEY with the masses.

Good idea: Greed.

Bad idea: greed

Good idea: controlling your anger.

Bad idea: Not KILLING anyone when angry.

Good idea: Sharing the loooove.

Bad idea: sharing love with a prostitute

Good idea: laws

Bad idea: Drug laws.

_yup

Good idea: Going gonzo

Bad Idea: Going gonzo by spamming one word posts.

Good Idea: understanding what you talk about.

Bad idea: understanding this:

Good idea: Listening to real music.

BAD IDEA: POSTING THAT. EVER.

Good Idea: Shooting the guy who made that.

Bad idea: accidentally missing him and hitting me.

Good idea: Forgetting the existence of that video.

Bad idea: Getting that song stuck in your head.

_{Seriously. Kill me.}

Good idea: Killing me. Please.

Bad idea: trying to kill an immortal.

Good idea: Making Goat no longer immortal so we can kill him.

Bad idea: Trying to unimmortalize the immortal.

_{On second thought, I'll just deal. Chaccaron, chaccaron, mmmm mmm mmm mm}

Good idea: Worshipping me.

Bad idea: Not worshipping me.

Good idea: Getting rid of stupid people.

Bad Idea: Getting rid of stewed people...by eating them.

Good Idea: Spending your money wisely.

Bad idea: Spending other people's money unwisely.

Good idea: Psychedelic avatars.

Bad Idea: Spending it wisely, but far too often.

Good Idea: Balancing your activities.

Bad idea: balancing yourself on top of a large blade.

Good idea: putting safety first.

Bad Idea: Putting it ahead of thinking.

Good Idea: Making procedures.

Bad idea: making demons.

Good idea: learning how to draw.

Bad Idea: Learning how to draw penises on any surface.

Good Idea: Washing your hands before dinner.

Bad idea: washing your hands in that toilet you just took a dump in before dinner.

Good idea: learning to play an instrument.

Bad Idea: Learning by ripping out a musician's brain and eating it. It doesn't work...

Good Idea: Getting a new heart.

Bad idea: Getting a new heart from a squid.

Good idea: Nuking the whales, of course!

Bad Idea: Doing it when you're not me!

Good Idea: Blasting your music.

Bad idea: Blasting your music with C4.

Good idea: Cheese whiz.

Bad Idea: Only cheese whiz for three days.

Good Idea: Finally calling it a night.

Bad idea: Leaving me with no Bob to talk to.

_{Nah, I understand. G'nite}

Good idea: Breathing continuously[/sub]