Bad idea: catching those spiders in your bed.

Good idea: actually doing schoolwork.

Bad Idea: Doing it in the wrong class.

Good Idea: Lighting a fire under your ass.

Bad idea: Lighting a fire under your jackass.

Good idea: Making sense.

Bad idea: Not noticing the dynamite nearby.
What's with the hate, Bob? Is it cause I'm new?

Bad idea: Making sense and giving the evil wizard new ideas that will actually work.

Good idea: not giving in to insomnia.

Bad Idea: Not giving in to insignia. If you want to look cool, you could really use one of those.

Good Idea: Nonsense!

Bad Idea: Nothing but nonsense.
^{Where'd you get the idea that I hate you?
It's always good to see new people. Especially if they're well behaved.}

Good Idea: Flavoring your water.

Bad idea: Flavouring it with poison...and nails.

Good idea: Keeping pandas alive.

Bad idea: Not realizing Pandas don't fit into the Icelandic environment.
It was slightly sarcastic considering you had just said "light a fire under your ass" right after my post... And I knew you didn't mind newbies like me... which was slightly why it was sarcastic... But you didn't know that I knew... Nevermind.

Good idea: Not offending anyone.

Bad Idea: Overly censoring yourself.
^{Ohhhhhhh.
DAMMIT. I hate missing sarcasm...
Ah well.}

Good Idea: Going to see important people.

Bad idea: Going to see the BNP...

Good idea: Killing the BNP!

Bad idea: going to jail.
No worries, you didn't know that I knew what I know.

Good idea: Feeding a fish.

Bad Idea: Feeding it pellets of explosives.
^{Well, now that the awkward part is over...
What brought you to this fine site?}

Good Idea: Establishing a forward base.

Bad idea: Establishing it in the enemy's minefield...

Good idea: Manning up.

Bad idea: By eating a steak(knife).
Six months ago my cousin showed me UR. I've been lurking ever since.

Good idea: Fixing your chair.

Bad Idea: Trying to do so with only a hammer.
^{Ah. That's a good start.
How are you feeling about this place so far?}

Good Idea: Defending your honor!

Bad idea: Doing so by not sleeping for a week.
Well, the site's more enjoyable when I actually get to contribute, Sasquatch99 went on a hating spree on me, and I appear to have more posts than people think is normal for only being here two days... It's all averages out to be good, really.

Good idea: Not failing an exam.

Bad idea: Purposefully failing an exam.

Good idea: Going to the movies.

Bad idea: Going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show and expecting to see a serious movie.

Good idea: Observing the traffic lights.

Bad idea: Staying still even when green.
^{It wasn't a hating spree, more like a 'I'm gonna say Hello in my own way' type of thing.}

Good idea: Making things clearer.

Bad idea: Making it clear you lied.
Suuuure. You totally went on a hating spree.

Good idea: Learning to lie better.

Bad idea: Lying to me.

Good idea: Calling Sas out on being a meanie.

Bad idea: Calling me out...

Good idea: Hating Goat for a while.

Bad idea: Making Goat hate you!

SMITE!

Good idea: Kissing Goat's ass...

Bad idea: Kissing Goats ass...after the 'condiment' thing.

Good idea: Killing the 'condiment' thing dead.

Bad idea: Not liking my honey mustard sauce.

Good idea: Be yourself.

Bad idea: Not being yourself around nuns...

Good idea: Keeping a goat.

Bad idea: Keeping a goat hostage.

Good idea: Freeing the slaves.

Bad idea: Freeing the Goat slaves.

Good idea: Listening to teh J-POP!

Bad idea: Freeing them into the world of death.
...what's the 'condiment' thing? You keep talking about it.

Good idea: Living in peace.

I'm going to ignore that ninja.

Bad idea: Living in pieces.

Good idea: Looking up the condiment thing.

Bad idea: Bringing it back up.
^{Check page 80, I think, in the 'troll' thread...}

Good idea: Not telling someone about the condiment thing.

Bad idea: Not sharing my beauty with the world.

Good idea: Riding a pony.

Bad idea: Letting the pony ride you.

Good idea: Not being paranoid.

Bad idea: Not realizing everyone really IS out to get you.

Good idea: Keeping a lookout.

Bad idea: Keeping a blind one.

Good idea: Being cool.