Bad idea: locking your doors, then throwing out the keys.

Good idea: don't wait, incinerate (courtesy of Vaude)

Bad Idea: Incinerate!ing when the Ice-Man cameth.
_{You'd think they'd go for the bitch that froze them in the first place but noooooooo...}

Good Idea: Greeting sailors.

Bad idea: greeting sailors while wearing no pants.

Good idea: wearing pants.

Bad idea: wearing butt-less chaps.

Good idea: being fully clothed at a meeting.

Bad idea: being fully clothed at the beach.

Good idea: having good ideas.

Good Idea : takin a deep breath before u Jump in the water
Bad Idea : takin a deep breath AFTER u jump in the water

Good idea: following the thread rules.

Bad idea: Trolling.

Good idea: killing trolls.

Bad idea:Spawning trolls.

Good idea:Skinny dipping with partner.

Bad idea: skinny dipping with a rapist.

Good idea: staying out of back roads at night.

Good idea: Setting order

Bad Idea: Sp33king li3k @ tot@l 7ool

Bad idea: I don't see how that can be worse.

Good idea: remembering the forum rules.

Bad idea: remembering the wrong forum's rules.

Good idea: drinking tea.

bad idea: forgetting the tea is hot

good idea: remembering the hot sauce you put in your back pocket every day

Bad idea: forgetting the hot sauce is in your back pocket, and sitting down.

Good idea: walking your dog.

Bad Idea: Sitting.
Bad Idea: Walking you dog into a wood chipper.
Oh you whore XD

Good Idea: Getting some new, ANGRY pants.

bad idea: not knowing what angry pants are

good idea: getting drunk

Bad Idea:Getting drunk with a bunch of sharks.

Good Idea: Helping trees learn to walk

bad idea: standing in front of tree when you lossen its roots from the ground

good idea: stopping at train tracks when the bar comes down

Bad Idea: Stopping on the tracks.

Good Idea: Getting plenty of food for all the refugees under your bed.

Bad idea: eating it in front of them while talking about how good it is.

Good idea: eating a tasty meal.

Bad Idea: Eating a living seal.

Good Idea: Wiping you feet on the mat when ya come in the house.

Bad idea: wiping your feet if they have blood on them, then not cleaning up the blood.

Good idea: Sorting your recycling.

Bad idea: sorting it in the order you will eat it.

Good idea: back up.

Bad idea: backing up into the way of a speeding train.

Good idea: avoiding speeding trains.

Bad idea: avoiding speeding trains and getting hit by a car in the process.

Good idea: Listening to music.

Bad Idea: listening to music by brittany spears

Good Idea:going to a concert

Bad Idea: Going to a Britney Spears concert.

Good Idea: Studying for a test.

Bad idea: getting killed in the mosh pit.
Bad idea: Getting distracted by the 'Pist.

Good idea: doing laundry.

Bad idea: Doing laundry in a swamp.

Good idea: Getting up in the morning.

Bad Idea: Getting up at 1 in the morning.

Good Idea: Scheduling time for schoolwork during the weekend.

Bad idea: forgetting about schoolwork and going on the Escapist during that time.

Good idea: Baking a cake.

Bad Idea: Baking it with unaltered solar rays.

Good Idea: Putting spiders in your enemy's bed.

Bad idea: Putting spiders in your Girlfriends' bed.

Good idea: Going to the race track.

Bad idea: running across the race track.

Good idea: helicopters.