Bad Idea: Cloning large hamsters with a taste for flesh.

Good Idea: Ridding the world of evil.

Bad Idea: Eliminating all humans to do it.

Good Idea: Providing energy to developing countries.

Bad Idea: Providing energy by burning their citizens.

Good Idea: Getting a nice pet.

I think you guys are doing it wrong.
The good idea goes first, with a similar bad idea to act as a surprise punchline.

Bad Idea: Interrupting the flow of a game :-P

Good Idea: Keeping everything moving.

Bad Idea: Keeping everything moving when tied to a conveyor belt that leads you into a pot of boiling acid

Good Idea: Having IQ test required to vote

bad idea: having an age limit on voting

good idea: drinking super-juice

Bad Idea:Drinking super douche jjuice

Good idea: starting an RP thread

Bad Idea: Starting an RP thread about how to kill off obama. (for the record, I love obama.)

Good Idea: Keeping your virginity

Bad Idea: Dying a virgin

Good Idea: Playing the xylophone

Bad Idea: Playing a complicated song on the xylophone with a giant hammer

Good Idea: Going to college

Bad Idea: Going for booze.

Good Idea: Working for a company.

Bad Idea: Working for Enron

Good Idea: seeing a musical with your partner

Bad Idea: Being in the musical for less than full-blown sex.

Good Idea: Keeping your temper in check.

Bad Idea: Keeping your temper in check While being brutally beat up by a person and not doing anything about it

Good Idea: Having Kids

Bad Idea: Having Self-multiplying Radioactive Zombie Kids

Good Idea: Blowing up Saturn

Bad Idea: Blowing up Saturn (How is this a good Idea?)

Good Idea: Recycling

Bad Idea: Recycling animals

Good Idea:Go biking

Bad Idea: Go biking on the highway.

Good Idea:Improving social skills.

Bad Idea: Improving Social skills with animals

Good Idea: Going out to a bar

Bad Idea: Going out to a biker bar and picking a fight.

Good Idea: Paying attention to where you're going.

Bad idea: paying attention to where you are going after you fall off a cliff.

Good idea: Painting your grass

Bad Idea: Painting you're grass bright red when you live next to bulls

Good Idea: Going to the doctor

Bad Idea: Going to the wrong doctor for the situation.

Good Idea: Making a backup save.

Bad Idea: Making a backup save and while saving turn of the console or pc

Good Idea: Having low expectations

Bad Idea: Having expectations so low that even you surpass them.

Good Idea: Filing a report against an assaulter.

bad idea: filling a report over someone you assaulted who fought back

good idea: toilets.........they were just such a great idea

Bad Idea: Urinals for women.

Good Idea: Building a wall.

bad idea: builing a wall in a road (though strangely funny)

good idea: eating

Bad Idea: Eating organs of baby's.

Good Idea: Breathing.

^{that doesn't sound all that bad if their cooked}
bad idea: breathing chloroform

good idea: blinking

Bad Idea: blinking with shards of glass in your eye.

Good Idea: Keeping your adventures short.

bad idea: calling a trip to the corner store a adventure

good idea: learning to play a instrument
^{do I have your back up on this baby organs opinion?}

Bad Idea: Learning to play the accordion.
^{Uh, yeah! Duh.}

Good Idea: Cooking your food.

bad idea: having someone who can't cook, cook it

good idea: liking potatoes
^{ah. Good I thought you were drawing the line at organs, thought gout can arrise from to much liver}