Aren't you the guy not worshiping the

TOAST GOD?!

Get on your knees knave!

Aren't you that guy who looks kinda like a

TOAST ANGEL

?

Aren't you that weird goaty guy who has no goaty?

Aren't you that guy who got Assassins Creed for £8?

Ask me how I know dat bizutch

How do you know dat bizutch?
^{hey, you told me to ask}

I looked on a thread and he was ther! LULZ! Oh No! i'm turning into a troll...NOOOO

Aren't you that guy who's sprouting horns and green fur?

aren't you that guy who hasn't converted to

TOAST

-ism?

Aren't you that guy who thinks that that's a legitimate religion?

^{Abandon the toast!
Turn instead to your savior, Cthulhu!}

Aren't you the guy who left for a while, but then came back as if nothing had happened?

Aren't you that guy who mistakenly thinks that I ever left?

^{I am always here.
Watching you...
Touching myself...
Ok, maybe not that last one.}

aren't you that HEATHEN that doesn't realise cthulu joined my religion long ago?

Aren't you that baby-eating baked good?

aren't you that chinchilla that hasn't converted yet?

Aren't you that foolish toast that thinks I would ever worship him?

^{Biscuits are much better.}

aren't you that guy that has angered your

TOAST

god? *smite*

Aren't you that deity who doesn't realize we're going off of Black & White rules?

^{If I don't believe in you, you can't touch me.
So there. :P}

aren't you that guy that believes in cthulu? *cthulu smash*

Aren't you that toast with eyes?

aren't you that guy(?)

Aren't you that guy who killed me with a clever loophole?

aren't you dead?

Aren't you inanimate?

aren't you mistaken?

I'm a living toast god

Aren't you incredibly delusional?

aren't you that 3 eyed unicorn named tom fluffybottom?

Aren't you the

TOAST GOD

that's slowly losing his mind?

Aren't you that delicious breakfast food?

^{OM NOM NOM NOM CANNIBALISM}

aren't you that guy that thinks he can eat a god

Aren't you that incredible, edible god?

aren't you that guy who,because he ate me, I know have full contol over?

Aren't you that Toast God living inside my brain?

*slap yourself* not even you most lolzy of cats will save you now bwahahaha! (you always have that picture around don't you)

Aren't you that guy who knows too much about my usage of that picture?

>_>
<_<
೯_೯

Aren't you that guy who knows about Black and White?

^{You're the first person I've met that actually knows the game... the original one.
Aside from me cousin who lent me the game to begin with. Which is why I haven't played it in three years (blasphemy, I know).}