Aren't you that guy who has discovered my secret and must now be eliminated?

Aren't you that guy who doesn't realize the financial possibilities of a talking goat?

_{We can deal here...}

aren't you that goat i was payed to eliminate?

Aren't you that lovely

TOAST

whom I can pay even more to switch sides?

Aren't you that guy I might have to negotiate with to save myself some economical integrity?

Arent you that guy who has an avatar that gives you +69 awesomeness?

aren't you those guys that want me to kill eachother?
for I am....THE

TOAST

ASSASIN!

TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST?

Aren't you that guy who just spammed the word 'TOAST' a bunch of times?

aren't you that

TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST

Aren't you that guy who has an unhealthy obsession with

TOAST EAT ALL THE TOAST?

Aren'toast you thatoast guy who's also afflictoasted with toast syndrome? (toast)

Arent you that guy who broke the blue text chain?

Toas-

NO! BAD STEAK! DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN MEMES!
Never gonna give you up...

aren't you that guy that just

TOAST

rolled me?

Aren't you that guy who brought up Rick Astl

TOAST I NEED TOAST TOAST IS MY CRACK!!!

*ahem*

Aren't you that guy who likes biscuits? No?

aren't you that guy that is the very first victim of

TOAST

DOMINATION!?

Aren't you my new master?

All hail the mighty

TOAST GOD

aren't you my new slave and first priest of

TOAST

-ism?

Aren't you the guy who's found a new god?

TOAST FOR THE TOAST GOD!

Aren't you that guy who's avatar is really a guy with a high collar and wavy hair but everyone thinks it's popcorn/fire?

Oh uh....

TOAST!

aren't you feeling very

TOASTY !?

Arent you that guy who is obsessed with toast?

Aren't you that heathen not bowing to the new

TOAST GOD

?

*smite*

aren't you that guy that ninja'd your new god?

TRAITOR!

Aren't you that guy who failed to conver---

ALL HAIL TOAST GOD!!!

Aren't you that guy who rapidly realized the error of his toastless ways? All hail

TOAST GOD

!

aren't you my grand followers?

Aren't you that guy who's first convert was a GOD himself?

^{Shows how much he liked his own rules and jurisdictions...}

Aren't you that

ninja

that has a following like Scientology?

Aren't you that ninja victim?

aren't you my faithful slav-I mean followers who waited for me while I went grocery shopping?

Aren't you that guy who went Ruled #34 on the "Kill the user above you's avatar" game?

aren't you that guy(?) that got rule 34d by 2 missles?

Aren't you that guy who refuses to use grammar?

Gosh darnit...