Aren't you that guy who might not have showered in a week?

^{Ewww. That's mildly disgusting, to be honest.}

Aren't you that guy whose avatar is in no way ironic?
_{Candles are usually associated with sleep along with a nightcap, I'm guessing because of the imagery of Ebenizer Scrooge. That or really good sex.}

FUCK AGAIN!

Aren't you that guy who keeps getting ninja'd?

^{Ah, I see. Though, that would be an association from long ago, before electricity... which is funny because without electricity, we wouldn't be having this conversation.}

Aren't you that ninja who goes around stealing peoples socks while there still in the dryer?

Aren't you that guy that knows about my (not longer) top-secret employment?

^{I demand to know who you are and how you found out about this!}

Aren't you the guy that's employed to a top-secret agency?

Aren't you that guy who's asking too many questions? *bang*

Aren't you that guy who just blew up for no reason?

Aren't you that guy, whose ploting to slice my head open, using your avatars power? *please don't*

Aren't you the gym lover???

Aren't you that guy using excessive amounts of punctuation?

Aren't you the guy not using enough punctuation?

Aren't you that guy making fun of my use of proper punctuation?

Aren't you that guy with proper punctuation?

Aren't you that piece of toast who eats babies?

Aren't you that sasquatch who's avatar is famous even if I don't know what it is?

Aren't you that minimally aware happy toast?

aren't you that fully aware depressed goat?

coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Aren't you that...*sigh* oh, like it matters...

*sob*

aren't you that goat in dire need of HAPPY TOAST!(tm):D

Aren't you that guy who IS HAPPY TOAST^tm?

_{can i have some?}

aren't you my first customer?

sure!

*gets a different slice and gives it to you*

Aren't you that guy who gives out HAPPY TOAST^tm?

aren't you that sasquatch that wants

HAPPY TOAST (tm)

??

Aren't you that guy who gives out his family as reassuring snacks?

_{Like a cannibal entrepenuer}

Aren't you that

TOAST

that's giving out

TOAST

to all the

TOASTY

posters that want some of your

HAPPY TOAST^TM

??

aren't you that very smart fire?

Aren't you that guy who thinks fire is smart?

_{Thanks for the}

TOAST!

aren't you that goat that just made an escapist meme of only saying

TOAST

in giant blue

TOASTY

letters?

Aren't you that

TOAST

who actually started the

TOAST

meme?

Aren't you that guy who ninja'd my offer of

HAPPY TOAST?

^{If ya don't mind.}

Aren't you that ninja'd wood ape?

aren't you that....what zee fawk?

Aren't you that guy who just discovered the cross-breed between a hawk and a falcon?

Aren't you that mad scientist who creates fawks and watercandles?