Aren't you that guy trying to start the eye thing in a different thread?

Aren't you that guy talking crazy?

^{Eye thing?
Why I have no idea what you speak of, good sir.}

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^{...Gollum...Gollum...}

Aren't you that guy who seems borderline autistic?

Aren't you that fat hobbitses that stole my Precious?

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^{...Gollum...Gollum...}

Aren't you that guy having a vietnamn style flashback of LotR?

_{snap out of it, Johnny! You're in Ohio. Ohio!}

Aren't you that guy who just slapped me into lucidity?

^{What? What happened? Where am I?
And why do I smell like a dank cave and raw fish?}

Aren't you that guy who robbed my bike when i was a kid? then went on a mad kill spree afterwards?

Aren't you that guy who has mistaken me for Patrick Stewart?

Aren't you that goat that ninja'd the shit out of me?!

Aren't you that guy who doesn't need to use the bathroom any more?

aren't you that guy who sold monkeys outside the zoo?

Aren't you that guy who's full of beans?

Aren't you that guy who is a (filthy) goat?

Aren't you that guy who likes to pretend he's Zombie Hugh Hefner?

aren't you that chinchilla i mistook for kratos?

Aren't you....OH MY GOD, TOAST!

Aren't you that guy who was responsable for the toast rebellion of 1994

aren't you that guy who knows too much of the rebellion *bang*

aren't you the guy that doesn't word of the rebellion to spread?
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aren't you that fire that doesn't learn *bang*

Aren't you that guy that keeps shooting people?

aren't you that guy that didn't see a thing?

kapeesh?

Aren't you that guy trying to tell me what my eyes saw?

Aren't you that guy whose eyes are not under his own control?

^{Rejoice at my return!
Rejoice, damn you!}

Aren't you that chinchilla that loves to post a lot on a single forum?

Aren't you that condor who knows too much?

^{Quickly! Back to the helicopter!}

Aren't you that guy who left, only to return, demanding attention?

^{Sorry, I figured with all of you away I could actually get more work done without distractions. Thus, I did not rejoice at your return. Until now. When I'm contemplating bedtimes.}

Aren't you that guy who implied that I'm an attention whore?

^{Well, go hit the hay then. If you can.
No more insomnia?}

Aren't you the guy thinking my insomnia has been magically cured?

^{No, it's not going to go away for a looong time. I've had it since May at least, and it's been getting progressively worse. My contemplation of sleep was more of a 'I really should do this' than anything.}

Aren't you that guy who hasn't had a good night's sleep since May?

^{Words fail to adequately describe that shittiness. You poor man.
You ever considered sleeping pills?}

Aren't you that insomniac whose avvy is, ironically, a candle?

FUCK!

Aren't you that guy not explaining how my avatar is ironic?

Aren't you that guy who doesn't realize that candles produce light, thus keeping people awake?

^{I think that's what he was getting at.}

Aren't you that guy who wants to know equally as much as me what is so ironic about your avatar?

Aren't you that damn dirty ninja?

Aren't you that guy who assumes I'm dirty?

^{I showered last week.
I think.}