...for slumping on his keyboard.

_{Posture is important, young man!}

...for being EmpirethKy.

...for being a ninja'd Goat.

HA!

...for throwing stones from glass houses.

_{let he has not been ninja'd cast the first...}

...for *rock throw*.

...for breaking his glass house.

_{and winter's a-comin'...}

...for bringing up winter.

...for not knowing about winter. See, there's four seasons a year....

...for sarcasm.

...for not realizing that winter is making itself painfully obvious to people in the North.

^{It got all cold today. I hate it.}

...for...

...for going to this website: http://www.revengecrabs.com/. Look out, Sas!

...for giving me crabs.

^{You son if a bitch...}

...for blaming me when I clearly warned you.

...for thinking I would go to that site.

^{You just warned Sas not to go there. Do I really look that stupid?}

...for not realising I have my own REVENGE CRABS!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...for allowing emo to thrive.

_{The site itself is not harmful or eyeburning, what they OFFER however...yeesh.}

...for thinking I allow it to thrive.

^{They're back in their cage no...oh. They're not in their cage anymore.}

...for dooming us all to bad haircuts and teenage angst.

_{I'm sad that I'm flying...}

...for not breaking out the shotguns and heavy metal.

^{The power of Ozzie compels you! The power of Ozzie compels you!}

...for spelling his name wrong.

^{It's with a y, goddammit!}

...for going down the rails on a crazy train.

_{Flying is so much quicker.}

...for making me want to listen to that song again.

...for not listening to it again.

_{Y'know, Ozzy has a song that sounds like it has my name in it.}

...for not listening to it right now.

^{Don't make me release the Emo Crabs again.}

...for making threats that don't hold any water.

^{I thought you lost the Emo Crabs.
@Empireth: Hey! You knew who I was talking 'bout!
Calm down, boy. Don't make me get out no belt.}

...for not realizing that I am listening to it right now.

^{Oh GOD! Not the Emo crabs! Not again!}

...for ninjaing me.

^{No, I found them. Do you want them to come back???}

...for not realizing I have defeated his emo crabs with my jock lobster!

...for not posting proof of this jock lobster.

...for making further sexual innuendos, both of you.

...for finally typing out what I was eventually getting around to.

...for making me threaten to pull out Edward Cullen.

^{I will, ya know. I AM INSANE!!!!!! Oh and Goat, in case you missed it, I like Twilight.}

...for getting too caught up on the sparkly bit?

^{C'mon... You're a girl, aren't you? Otherwise you wouldn't be acting all hypnotized about it...}

...for mistaking me for a girl.

^{Not hooked on the sparkly bit. I just enjoyed it as entertainment. And if you really want to know, I am an 18 y.o guy. Doesn't really fit the stereotype, does it?}

...for...ooooh! Sparkles!

_{I saw, Sas. I have not seen nor read Twilight, so I cannot pass judgement.}