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Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

When you stop wanting it.

What isn't the point of nonsense?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 858
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Exactly what isn't not anything that wouldn't not be which would consummate something in relation to anything that wasn't not incarcerated

What does my mummy have to do with Brendan Fraser?

What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?!

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

They get locked in a building and have to smash their head against rocks until one of them falls over dead. The other one is the loser and has to go home.

Why has the assassin I hired to kill you allowed you to make your post?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

My final wish.

Why did you send me an assassin?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Boredom. Nothing more then that.

Why doesn't my [Z] button work?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because...heeeeyyyyy...wait a minute...

Why you lie to me?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Well, 2 people have actually fallen for that before, and I wanted to see if I could increase the number.

Why aren't you escaping?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because I'm the one chasing you!

Why are you so scythe-y?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Because I work part time as the Grim Reaper. It comes with the job.

Why aren't you dead?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Your assassin tried to kill me with your [Z] button.

Why didn't you see that coming?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I'm tired, and not really paying attention.

Why don't you sing occasionally?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

People don't like their ears to bleed.

Why must we always ask why?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I only just joined this game, and I'd started to assume that why questions were what we asked.

What's the point of asking a question that isn't a why question?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Every time we do, God kills a kitten.

Why doesn't God like cats?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Self-Explanatory, really.

Why is God so moody today?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

He does like them. He wants us to go to him as quickly as possible.
The universe is boring. He must be fed up by now.

Why do you assume that God hates cats?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5615
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Cuz every time we ask a non-why question he kills one.

Don't you remember that? OOPS!

I mean...why don't you remember that?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Why do I remember wha- OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO! Sammy nooooooooo...

Who ran amok in Kent?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 858
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

FORTY SEVEN X'S

What is the point in becoming the manager of a pencil company?

What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?!

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Chicks dig company managers and pencils.

How can you kill something which can't possibly be alive?

Master Looter
Posts: 1491
Joined: 17 Jul 2009

Don't touch it, because it's an optical illusion...

What do you do with a drunken sailor late in the evening?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Sleep with him. And his sister.
Smooth, Rashpocket

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

The one I sent to kill you, of course, silly!

Where's the goddamn antidote?

Master Looter
Posts: 2737
Joined: 15 Jun 2009

In your veins. You already administered it.

What's a bagel?

Why are signatures enabled?!

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

A badger with an eagle nailed to it.

How do you know that the sky isn't green, and we all aren't just colourblind?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 858
Joined: 23 Sep 2009

Because of the poison. Oh..What poison you ask? The poison....that you just drank...!

What is it called when one jumps from a diving board only to faceplant on said diving board?

What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?!

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

"Douchbaggery"

Who can it beeeeeee now?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Well, if it isn't you, then it must be your alternate personality.

Who aren't you?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Everyone except Batman.

How can we dance when our Earth is turning?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

By moving our arms in a weird fashion.

What is the square root of infinite?

Master Looter
Posts: 2654
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Pi(e).

What is triangle root of Batman?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

42.

What is the color of the night?

Master Looter
Posts: 2654
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Tasty.

When will the world blow up?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

In the year 2012 (stupidest answer I could think of. HA!)

Why do people believe that'll actually happen?

Adventurer
Posts: 264
Joined: 29 May 2009

Because the mayans said so.
Why did the mayans say so?

I'M AN ASSASSIN
sssshhhhhhhhhh!

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