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Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009     | The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | They do, they just want to see you angry. Didn't you know? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | About how AngryPants is surprisingly angry? Yeah. *Points to cutlass in back* Ow, was showing him those pictures of the pirate republic a bad idea? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Apparently. Want me to patch you up? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You can help me out but...please...no pirate puns! Is the wound fatal-looking? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, just a fleshwound. So, do you have thread and needle? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Here. I always keep a needle in my hair and some thread in my pocket. Does that mean you're going to stitch it? Isn't that going to hurt? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009    | I'll do it for him, I'm the one who watches the medical dramas. There, all done. Does it still hurt? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Well yeah, but thanks anyway. Thank you ER too. Anything you can do to kill the pain? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Once again, must not say sex... Why does Lilith go "Wee-woo-wee-woo"? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Seeing that we were caught up with this medical moment, she joined in. That or she got into the medicine cabinet again. Did she just run into a screen door? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes. WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO How can we shut her up? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Give me a minute, What about sewing her mouth shut? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No, she needs it to communicate with her teammates. You think she's available? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I don't know. I'll ask her. How would you interpret that? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I say I've got a girlfriend. Wait, what do you mean you saw her making out with Mordecai? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I mean i saw her and Mordecai in the bathroom...I'm not going into details. I'm sorry steak. D'you think you're going to be okay? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yeah. After all, she might accidentally phase-walk into where I'm standing. Euuughh. But why would she do that? I'm not even sure he has a face. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | He doesn't. He's part scarecrow. His head is a burlap sack. Apparently they've been together for a couple of months now. On and off kind of thing. Are you starting to understand what she's saying too? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Well, I can understand her apologies for her adultery. Also, she wants to make up for it. Be right back. Why aint' there no rest for the wicked? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Because time flies when you're having fun. Where's that music coming from? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | My slide guitar. Good thing I brought it along! How do you think Graham and Paul feel about us ripping off their show? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | They probably don't mi- Did i just hear a shotgun load? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Oh, shi-BAM Wait, how the fuck am I still alive? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Good question, and I'm pretty sure getting shot in the chest with a shotgun is critical. Think the magic gold helped out again? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yup. And my looooove powers seem to be kicking in, too. Are you getting more attractive by the second? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | That's sweet but i think the shotgun shell might've made you a little over confident. Then again, Why do i feel so weird again? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Because the more my looooooove powers kick in, the more you want me. Too far? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | A little, considering that i'd started using these loooooooove power patches and you'll need more than that I'm afraid. Did you know that the patches existed? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No. God damnit. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | That...It's...well I...*blushes and turns head* Where did you find such a good line? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | I actually thought of it myself. Pretty neat, huh? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3944 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yeah actually. Ever thought of selling those lines to makes some extra cash? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | No. All I need is you. Awwww... aren't I sweet? |
Master Looter Posts: 1849 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes I am. Thanks, me! Wit, why is a black hole sucking me dow-AAAAHHHHH! |
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Because I am the only pirate here. Bitch.
Why can't people understand that?