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Power Leveler  Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 924 Joined: 16 Aug 2009     | EDIT: ninja'd |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | No, i didn't look him in the eyes. Is there anything i can do to fix your head? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Get the duct tape. Isn't duct tape a great invention? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yup! Is it safe to say- We love you duct tape? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. Can't duct tape be used to kill people, though? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Once again, Yay for duct tape! So what do you think of the movie? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | It's cool, but it has a distinct lack of duct tape. Want some chocolate? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure- oh hey, these are my favorites. Is it me or has it gotten colder? Look at that snow... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yeah, it's cold. Here, get in my bed, it's warmer. Should we share body heat? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It's okay, I wouldn't want to make you cold anyway, i've got a space heater to put between us though. How did you make your bed warmer in the first place? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I set it on fire. Is there another way? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Nope, I don't think so...unless you put another quilt on but that's absurd. What does this red button do? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | It opens the way to the Batcave. Should it have been a little more subtle? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Just a little, be thankful that I'm not one of your villains- Wait, did you just say you have Batcave?! |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Batcave? NO, no, I meant... Cat Rave. Wanna see my "cowl"? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, I didn't know you were into hoods. ...Am i thinking about the right sort of cowl? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009     | Nah, He means cowl as in a bovine creature. Anyone miss me and my angry pants? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Well, yeah, kind of. What is your favorite fruit? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Boo-nanas. How come London Bridge is always falling down? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | We have lazy builders. Why don't we build it out of breadsticks? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because there weren't enough breadsticks in London. What about the Big Ben? Is it made of breadsticks? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 |
Why do birds insist on pooping everywhere? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Because they think they own the place. Why won't my bird-traps sell? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because people prefer shotguns. Why is th- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FEET? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | They have always been like that. Why don't you know that they look like that? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because I'm not used to seeing orange feet. Want some pie? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3938 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yeah! What flavor is it? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Boo-nana flavor. Ren, have you tasted my assloaf? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, thanks. How did you get that cool eye patch? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | I won it in a poker match. Did you know I can talk in BLUE?!? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | NO WAY! What about white? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 714 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Of course I can. Sadly most people think your not writing at all. Do you smell that? The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yeah. What is it? |
Adventurer  Posts: 304 Joined: 13 Jun 2009     | Well Its a long story but in the end it all comes down to me fighting 12 evil cakes off with nothing but an elephant and a piece of cheese. Why dont we make a pirate republic? |
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No, he does that sometimes.
Did he hurt you?