I mean "that thought could only seem reasonable to someone with a severe mental problem."

Was that too insensitive?

Just a little...*Sniffle*

Did you just backhand a wasp?

Yes.

Do you know I can catch a bullet with my bare hands?

No i didn't.

Can you prove it?

Once.

Have you seen a bullet shaped piece of my skull around here?

Yes, i made a necklace out of the fragment.

Anyone else want a skull fragment necklace?

No, thank you.

Where did you get those deer horns?

From a deer.

If a tree falls on a florist and noone is around to hear it, does anyone care?

_{ANOTHER new avy, HF? You're just trying to confuse me now.}

No.

How did that happen?
^{I like Suiseiseki more. I only put Suigintou because there were two other people with Suiseiseki avatars and nobody with Suigintou avatars.}

The florist? Boating accident.

_{don't ask}

How did SusiekiIRL like your new avy?

Not at all. Here's what's left of HF. *hands a burnt pinky to to Goat*

What should be my new avy?

A flashing animated gif.

What should be done about the bombings in happy happy land?

Nothing, there's too much happiness there for my liking.

Who turned off the lights?

The Vashta Nerada

Who put them back on?

Me.

Is it me or is it hot in here?

It's you. Can't you see the snow in here?

Are you standing under a volcano?

No, I'm inside the Sun.
_{Hey, Vee!}

Does that have anything to do with it?

Mabye.

Why has gravity cut out?

I don't know, i pressed that button over there and it suddenly stopped.

_Hi!

Do animals see in black and white?

Yes. And also purple.
_{So, how was your day?}

Is that why pink elephants are usually invisible?

No, we are just unable to cope with pink elephants so they turn invisible.
_{Fine thank you, it's been very long and tiring so it's good to relax. Yourself?}

Did you see that dinosaur?

Yes. I was inside it.
_{It was ok. I had "the talk".}

How did a dinosaur get here?

My new time machine!
_{Oh, how'd it go?}

Hey, how did it break so suddenly?

I BLEW IT UP

What did I just have for tea?

Coke.

Weren't expecting that, were you?

NO, I had a Chicken Balti curry(This does not count in the game)

Actually, I kind of did. Spooky huh?

Does that mean I'm psychic?

Yes.

So, what am I gonna do next?

Hm, *thinks* Damn, it's not working,

Can i get a hint?

It involves me, you, and a couch.

Do you know now?

...We're watching a movie?

Was I right?

Yeah, sure.

What kind of movie?

How about *ominous music* a horror movie?

Any objections?

Well, Halloween is over, but it's OK.

Why does my head hurt?

Oh, your evil twin brother ran in, hit you on the head with a frying pan and ran off.

Did you upset him?