I'm not watching tv! AND IT'S NOT YOUR TURN! *throws Ren into a passing truck*

How could there be a truck on the beach?

It's a mirage.

Wait, doesn't that happen in deserts?

Well it is pretty damn hot here.

Is the sea any warmer yet?

Yes. Actually, it's boiling.

Is that a volcano?

No, just my love for Vee.

Wasn't that romantic?

No. It was actually a little creepy.

Why aren't there more girls around here?

I don't know. They're probably just jealous of Vee.

Speaking of Vaude, is that a crab on her?

Huh?! Ugh! *Bats it away*

Ow, i think it pinched me. Do you see anything?

It crawled into your bikini top.

May I take it off to get a better look?

NO!

Why are you so *ahem*... helpful?

Because I have a compassionate streak.

Why don't you have one?

It was removed when I was a child.

Is there life on other planets?

Yes, When i visited other planets i've always had a warm welcome from aliens...or a disintegrating welcome.

Anyone want some steamed crab?

Ooh! Me!

Mmm... how on earth did you make it taste so good?

I shook it, instead of stirring.

What's on the other side of a black hole?

Florida.

Why aren't you supposed to shake up soda before you drink it?

Because it will be angry otherwise.

Vaude, need to go inside with me? You look a bit overheated...

Mm. I'm not used to the hot weather.

There's air conditioning as strong as arctic winds inside right?

Yes. And a nice, soft bed.

You need some water?

Yeah please, the wine probably isn't helping much.

Actually...Who's shack are we in?

Mine. I rented it.

Wait, why is there tape in the shape of a body on the floor?

Oh hey, nice modern art. Bloodstains to match too.

So did you outline yourself or someone else on the floor?

I didn't do this. Oh well. *throws tape in trashbin*

Do you need to lie down on the bed?

No, I should be okay. Might lay on the couch for a minute.

Has the sea stopped boiling yet?

Not yet.

But why go out there, when we've got everything we need in here?

We do? I didn't know that.

So we came to the beach to sit in the shack?

Yes, unless you would prefer us to get trampled by pre-pubescent girls and old ladies.

Why are you on the internet?

Because she can be.

Would you kindly run away before I slaughter you mercilessly?

Talk about a change of heart. What's up?

Oh wait, did you mean me?

No, I wouldnt talk to you like that. I just wanted us to have some time together.

Why would you think such a thing?

Ah I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course. How could I no-

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A GUY PEEPING ON US?

I think you're right. *pulls out dagger and throws it through the window*

Who is it? or...What is it?

Ren. Thank god he's gone.

Why don't you ever let your hair down?

Too short.

Why am I interrupting you?
^*Snickers*