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Power Leveler
Posts: 3319
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Well, I don't fear you, but I am an alien from Planet five.

London.

To make this increasingly Killers related, was Jenny a friend of yours?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Maybe...

Why do you want to know?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5611
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because I'm nosy.

Why are you so suspicious?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

*Looks around*

*Runs off*

*Points to next poster, then nods and silently demands money for his deeds. Can he have it?*

Looking For Group
Posts: 183
Joined: 31 Jul 2009

Only if he does 100 backflips.

Why would anyone demand that?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3319
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

What are you fighting for?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

MY RIGHT TO PARTY!

Sir, will you please- Sir, si- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Master Looter
Posts: 2590
Joined: 29 Jul 2009

I'm eating your innards.

There's nothing wrong with that, is it?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Of course not.

Do I have something in my face?

Master Looter
Posts: 2654
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

Is something outside the window?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

What's wrong with me?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Everything and nothing. Simultaneously.

Why are you such a paradox?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5611
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because everything I say is false. Except that last statement, which is true.

Are my pants on straight?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2128
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

No. You are a filthy goat, so you don't wear pants.

Why is time made of circles? (cookie for whoever answers right)

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Because that's the shape of most clock faces.

What's the deal with fire safety?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3019
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

You ever got syphilis from your fireplace? It's not a pleasant experience.

Why won't mummy wake up?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because it's dark in that coffin.

Why isn't the sky orange?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Because it wouldn't co-ordinate with the grass and sea.

Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

My mom's. No wait, I think I screwed that up.

How did I screw that up?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

You didn't because damn right, her milkashakes' are better than yours.

Why am i writing that god awful song?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

You've spent to much time listening to it in order to point out how stupid it it. Now it's grown on you. You have my condolences.

What is fire?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.[1]

What do you do when there's a song stuck in your head?
Nananana nananana Batma... NO, bad Ren, bad Ren!

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Smash it against a wall until the song it gone.

What's the difference between a duck?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The shape of the shortest feather.

What is this weird feeling?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

It's probably love...or some kind of disease.

Who are you in love with?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

His mom. No, that's not right.

Why did I almost consider answering truthfully?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Boredom. I do it sometimes. Like now.

What isn't your name?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Mr. Smartypants.

Where are you?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

That place where I am...

Why am I so unhelpful?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

It's your nature?

Why did I answer a question with a question?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Why do you ask?

Who's your daddy?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

My Mother. Wait...

What should my next question be?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

"Why am I running out of ideas?"

Why am I running out of ideas?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3933
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

You didn't watch enough TV as a child.

What time can i go out and see some kind of mythological creature?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

13 pm.

What are you doing?

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