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Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009    | Pretty damn good! Let's celebrate, two acquittals in two days! Are we just that lucky? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, we're good! Let's try and break a record? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | We could so do that. What is the record in the first place? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Biggest pile of burning bodies. So, what are we gonna need? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'm guessing a crowd, a steamroller and some gasoline. You get the crowd, i'll get the steamroller? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Sure, sure. Should I ask steak for the gasoline? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, In fact he could probably help us. Who's on steamroller duty? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I'll drive. *evil laugh* *throws match* Did we do it? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Looks like it. Over 21,00000 corpses, we did it! Have you noticed that most of them are Hannah Montana fans? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Wow! Did we get her too? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yup, she's still under the steamroller though. Hey, why are the police here? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Something about 2,100,546 counts of murder and 1 count of arson. Is that a crime? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Apparently. Those fun killers. How are we going to get out of this one? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Don't worry, I'll get us out of this. *throws smoke bomb and goes away with Vee* Wasn't that great? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It was actually...Thanks. I take it that we're on the run again? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, we just need to lay low for a while. In the bed. In this motel. This actually looks nice, doesn't it? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure, too bad that the owner seemed like a complete nutjob. Why did you pick the Bates motel to hold up in? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I know the owner's daughter. No, not like that! What do you think I am? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | A well-liked ally. What else? How long before you reach China if you dig down? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3789 Joined: 20 Jul 2009    | Over 9000 hours. Where did this pair of dirty underwear come from? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Your room. or Mars. Why are you carrying dirty underwear around with you? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 10684 Joined: 26 May 2009     | Because I am wearing this pair right now. And I just ran a mile. So it's sweaty. Want to touch? "Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'm fine. steak would probably though. Did a cat just walk by? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 10684 Joined: 26 May 2009 | Yes, it was black. Want to wish on that black cat? "Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3789 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Yes! What should I wish for? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 10684 Joined: 26 May 2009 | What ever comes to mind. What should I wish for? "Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 |
Why didn't the cat give me a wish? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1702 Joined: 18 Sep 2009   | it thinks you're a feeble existence What is the square root of awesome? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | The answer is fail...I think i miscalculated. Is that a spaceship? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No, it's a plane. You really think the Martians will visit us after what happened last time? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Probably not. I don't even know if they accepted our gift. Why are Martians so high strung? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Apparently we insulted them or something. Do you think we'll have better luck on Jupiter? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5851 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | No - they're too big-headed. *ba-dum-tish* Pluto perhaps? No, wait, they're just too cold. *ba-dum-tish* OK, how about Mercury? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Why not? They'll probably be cool. How long does it take to get to Mercury? |
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Why not juggling chainsaws in the courtroom?
Well, how does it feel being cleared of all charges?