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Adventurer  Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3789 Joined: 20 Jul 2009     | No. I meant that I literally baked her bread in an oven. Since when does baking bread have a sexual double meaning? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009    | Since you're talking to strangers on teh intarwebz. Doesn't deliberate misspellings make me hardkore? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Do you really want to know? Well huh, do you Punk? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2963 Joined: 17 Dec 2008     |
Should I change topic or stay on this one? |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | I think my head just exploded. Is there a cure for that>\> |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Yes, duct tape. Would you like to borrow some? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | ... ...? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | ...?! Wait, So is Lastbayking's mother pregnant? I missed something. |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Your not the only one. wait...IS MY MOTHER PREGNANT and if she is which one of you bastards dies first. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Well you can rule me out at being the father. I'm pretty sure biology doesn't work that way. Do i sense a Jerry Springer show in the making? |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Nope. Is it just me or am I quite negative? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | If I say no, does that make me negative, too? So noone know it was I that got Lastbayking's mom pregnant? oops! I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 204 Joined: 19 Mar 2009 | Nope not a person. Am I that dense to not realize what just transpired? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | No, I just used hypnotoad! Have you seen my pants? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 10684 Joined: 26 May 2009     | Yes, I put them to wash with the last load. Have you seen my light saber? "Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Crap! It was in my pants! Do you think it'll be ok? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer  Posts: 475 Joined: 24 Sep 2009   | Does the African Swallow carry coconuts on it's fly north for the summer? Did any one get that Monty python reference? As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | African swallows don't migrate! Why are you bleeding so badly? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1309 Joined: 22 Sep 2009     | I wanted to try out this 'Bleeding Love' I keep hearing about on the radio, but I think I may have made a mistake. Does anyone else hate that song? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 12465 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Mostly everyone, I think. Am I lucky to not listen to the radio? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 12059 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE RADIO? Which part do you want? |
Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 45 Joined: 13 Aug 2009     | the a-part who will not become president? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | Him. I'll kill him before he has the chance. Why does my head hurt? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | That gargoyle fell and hit you on the head! Did you anger it in some way? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Hmmm... does throwing eggs at it count? Want some piecake tonight? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I'd love some but i'm gonna have to take a trip to the supermarket first. Why did they put the supermarket at the other end of a minefield? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | To stop shoplifters. But doesn't that stop other customers too? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Well not me. I can teleport. But yeah, they only get 2 or 3 customers a year. Anything else I need to pick up? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Cond- I mean flour, yes, we're out of flour. Will you bring me a gift from the supermarket? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Why not? Here. Some chocolate, made with gold leaf. Well what do you think? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Hmmm... chocolate.... I'm sorry, what did you say? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Don't worry about it. Just don't eat all of that at once it's expensive. Why is the oven missing it's door? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 11635 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I needed a tray. Is it safe to cook in a doorless oven? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 28990 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Probably not, It's alright though, i can just incinerate it. Do you think that would work? |
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That is a question for another day.
Wait. Are you implying sexual relations with my mother?