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Power Leveler
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Grr... GET OUT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

Sorry, Vaude. Did that disturb you?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, i'm just a little naturally disturbed.

Could you get my dagger back? Ren's just unconscious but i kind of need it back.

Power Leveler
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Oh, here you go.

Will you answer my original question?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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About my hair? I never put it up. Metaphorically, I wouldn't mind letting my hair down now and then.

Why are you questioning about my hair?

Power Leveler
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Just trying to creep you out.

The water stopped boiling, but do I see sharks in there?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I just threw some of the meat in the fridge in. Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, and they are pissed.

Is this the single most dangerous ocean-bay in Cancun?

Power Leveler
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Indubitably.

Should we swim in it anyways?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Why not?

Although, do we have anything we can use to distract the sharks a little?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I have a midget.

Is that offensive?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Well, These nice lawyers would like a chat later.

Are you here to talk about your feelings?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, I've had enough of that for one day.

What are "feelings" anyway?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Noun: Emotional state or reaction. Or simply put how you *feel*.

What's new?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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My new car.

How can you teleport?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Magic gold.

Can someone help me clean this off?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Sure, here's a kleenex.

How did you get mustard in there anyway?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Edit: Ignore :D

Power Leveler
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I ate a hotdog and spilled it in my lap.

What do you mean, "How did it get in your underwear?"

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I mean "can you explain to me the sequence of events that led to your undergarments becoming stained with mustard sauce?".

Can you explain to me the sequence of events that led to your undergarments becoming stained with mustard sauce?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I'm guessing that he was eating hotdogs in his underwear. Nothing strange there...Well that's my theory.

Is that a Zebra behind you?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, that's an elephant.

Don't you have a pet elephant too?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Actually, an elephant is the only animal missing from my entourage of pets.

Wanna trade an tiger for the elephant?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, get your own.

Want some help?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Yeah please, The tiger isn't helping me attract them.

How did you find yours?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I followed the voices in my head, of course.

Don't you do the same thing?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, I don't have any.

How could you say Oasis sucked?

"Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I wasn't sane at the time.

Does it never happen to you?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Every now and then, but i get over it.

I finally got that elephant! What should i call it?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Curbstomp.

Did you want a cuter name?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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That's not a cute name?

Why, what did you name yours?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Aman Nazghul.

Don't you find that name adorable?

"Hail Fire," while not a literal event, is an event describing judgment, usually of the Divine sort. It means simply fire from the sky. This can be miraculous, or it can be one of the many types of flaming debris thrown from volcanoes. In this case, it is referring to Divine Punishment.

Adventurer
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Joined: 4 Oct 2009

not in the least

Why am i stoned?

join: Escapist Mafia

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Because I hit you with a rock.

So... do you have a sister?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No, Got a brother though?

Why do you ask?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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No reason, just curious.

What happens when you mix sunshine and puppies?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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The puppies turn into Sunshineathor and will eventually dominate the kingdom.

What do you mean "That's insane?"

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