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Epic’d Out
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Well, I don't fear you, but I am an alien from Planet five.

London.

To make this increasingly Killers related, was Jenny a friend of yours?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Maybe...

Why do you want to know?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because I'm nosy.

Why are you so suspicious?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2938
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

*Looks around*

*Runs off*

*Points to next poster, then nods and silently demands money for his deeds. Can he have it?*

Adventurer
Posts: 239
Joined: 31 Jul 2009

Only if he does 100 backflips.

Why would anyone demand that?

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 8 Jun 2009

What are you fighting for?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 25 Jul 2009

MY RIGHT TO PARTY!

Sir, will you please- Sir, si- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Power Leveler
Posts: 4337
Joined: 29 Jul 2009

I'm eating your innards.

There's nothing wrong with that, is it?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Of course not.

Do I have something in my face?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3697
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

Is something outside the window?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

What's wrong with me?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4505
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Everything and nothing. Simultaneously.

Why are you such a paradox?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Because everything I say is false. Except that last statement, which is true.

Are my pants on straight?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4148
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

No. You are a filthy goat, so you don't wear pants.

Why is time made of circles? (cookie for whoever answers right)

- Xandus

Power Leveler
Posts: 4505
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Because that's the shape of most clock faces.

What's the deal with fire safety?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 12059
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

You ever got syphilis from your fireplace? It's not a pleasant experience.

Why won't mummy wake up?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Because it's dark in that coffin.

Why isn't the sky orange?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Because it wouldn't co-ordinate with the grass and sea.

Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

My mom's. No wait, I think I screwed that up.

How did I screw that up?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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You didn't because damn right, her milkashakes' are better than yours.

Why am i writing that god awful song?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

You've spent to much time listening to it in order to point out how stupid it it. Now it's grown on you. You have my condolences.

What is fire?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.[1]

What do you do when there's a song stuck in your head?
Nananana nananana Batma... NO, bad Ren, bad Ren!

Power Leveler
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Smash it against a wall until the song it gone.

What's the difference between a duck?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The shape of the shortest feather.

What is this weird feeling?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

It's probably love...or some kind of disease.

Who are you in love with?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

His mom. No, that's not right.

Why did I almost consider answering truthfully?

Power Leveler
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Boredom. I do it sometimes. Like now.

What isn't your name?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 11635
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Mr. Smartypants.

Where are you?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4505
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

That place where I am...

Why am I so unhelpful?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

It's your nature?

Why did I answer a question with a question?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Why do you ask?

Who's your daddy?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

My Mother. Wait...

What should my next question be?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

"Why am I running out of ideas?"

Why am I running out of ideas?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 19 Sep 2009

You didn't watch enough TV as a child.

What time can i go out and see some kind of mythological creature?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

13 pm.

What are you doing?

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