3 liches standing around the water cooler...

"OH, did you hear we got NERFED!!", said the first lich

"WHA??", said the second lich

"YAH!!, they gave tumeroks quiddity weapons, Can you believe that crap??!", the lich exclaimed.

"You gotta be kidding me, those stupid things that say Eat The Poo. This is jus friggin unbelievable.", siad the second lich.

Third Lich Says, "It might be good, less damn humans shooting us
down with there fricking flame arrows, Damn them archer, they need to
be nerfed!!"

They all laugh over that. Hey Check it out, Ted the Tusker over
there said he figured out magic, this should be funny, "said first
lich"

They all Watch as the Ted the Tusker and his Friend Timmy The
Tusker hang out. "Ok Timmy, Wait there, I think I can do it, Soon them
humans cant hurt us!" Timmy Jumps around yells, "NANNERS!", in his
excitement. Shurov Kookyploy!! yells Ted. All sudden a belwildered
Swordsmen with a Flaming Yaoji stands there, Uh Oh, giggles the lichs.
Nanners?, says Timmy. The fighter immediatly starts stabbing Timmy in
the ass with his flaming Yaoji, which causes Timmy to run around, and
out the door, with The Fighter chasing him and Ted Following, Wait
Wait, I think I got It Timmy, I'll Try Fire Protection On You! Cruath
Quatak!! Timmy then feels Flame Vuln 3 on him. NAAAANNNNERRRRRS!!!!
They all disapear out the door off elsewhere.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, "all the liches laugh" Stupid Tuskers.

Anyways, I still cant believe this crap, No Kidding, did you hear
poor larry stuck with throwing daggers for the 4th spawn cycle agian,
He siad he ready to quit!! They dont pay him enough to get stuck with
such crappy weapons to face all these l33t humans.

HAH! I got damn Crossbow, That damn thing slower then drunk drudge
at a toe picking party!! Jus then a Drudge Skulker shows up, stares the
Liches shaking his fist, "WHHEEEETTT", it screams, then walks off.
HaHA, dumb drudge, they wish they could be uber like us. You know what
else, They need to make us look cooler!!

"No Kidding!!" I want a damn mohawk made of spikes!!" exclaimed the
second Lich. I jus wish they didnt take away our debuff times, said the
third lich. Lord knows I dont cast enough Enfeeblement on a person,
haha, remember when I casted that spell like 6 times on this one guy, I
r00'd.

Yah, then he shot you with his flame arrows, and you fell down,
screaming, OWW, I WANT MY MOMMY!! The other 2 liches laughed. STFU or
Go RED!! "screamed the other lich" hahahahah, they all laughed. OK
boys, Break time is over, where do they have us spawning at now? OMFG!!
We gotta spawn at Halls of Meteos.

WHA!!!, ahh damn it, fricking archers!! I still got this damn
Crossbow!! Dont Worry, I'll Enfeeble him 6 more times, You can get him
then!! STFU, they all laugh and spawn off.