Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, I'm starting to think those Tanada have been quiet for too long... Not like a ninja clan to just kind of vanish into the darkness like that. Usually they're much more ostentatious, right?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Alchemy grenades? Ha! I know all the alchemists are patting themselves on the back over this development, but honestly I could easily achieve the same effect by simply tossing a mug of stale stout at someone. So thick... so yeasty..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yes, I've heard about trouble over on that island run by Tuskers. It's my fault, I know. I tossed them a golden banana labeled 'For the Ookiest,' and things have been boiling over ever since."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh, don't ask me about those new Champions at the Colosseum. Not a one of them can out-drink me. That Golem, especially, can't hold his booze."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh yes, there's something funny going on with those Olthoi who've taken over the mountains and valleys in the northeast. They're clearly up to something. Near as I can figure, based on the information my Merwart spies have gathered, they are trying to build a raft."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It turns out that Drudges had a purpose besides simple thievery in their extended raid on Cragstone. Those supplies they've been stealing, especially the food, are meant for a gigantic brewery they've been building in the middle of the Singularity Caul."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Berkholt told me that drinking water tastes kind of strange these days. I was curious, so I tried some. He's right. The water doesn't taste right. It tastes like rot. Like the source of the water's been fouled up by some corrupting force. I'd be pretty worried if I actually drank the stuff on a regular basis."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I have it! I know what's going on! All the kidnappings, the strange power struggles erupting among all the humanoid races... It's a plot! Someone is plotting to blow up Cragstone and use the crisis to unite Elysa and Varicci's people under one mysterious ruler! Save the Monouga, save the world!"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I saw a cute little Ursuin Cub the other day. I tried to pat it on the head. Cute little teeth on that cub. See my cute little bite mark?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you heard about this mysterious 'Master' who's one of the most highly ranked champions in the Colosseum? He's a pupil of mine, from when I was teaching self-defense in that Phoenix Temple in the Sho lands of Ispar. He used to be the wimpiest kid in the class. Even the kitchen boys used to push him around. Glad to see he's finally learned to defend himself, the poor boy."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "If you're nice to me, I'll supply you with the recipe for a super potent alchemy phial that will render your enemies stunned and helpless! You'll have to gather the ingredients for me, too. Let's see, what were they? Water, yeast, grain, hops... Hey, are you writing this down?"
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Oh yes, my nephew Ardry told me about some strange facility where Drudges have been enslaved to bring food to feed some giant beast... Ardry wasn't able to get close enough to tell what kind of monster they're feeding down there, but I think I know what it is. I think that's where my pet Armoredillo, Fluffy, ended up after I tried to feed him that mysterious black ball..."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you been to see my old friend Oolutanga lately? He seems a little different these days. At first I just assumed he was hitting the fermented coconut milk a little harder than he normally does, but he didn't smell like booze. He smelled like... applesauce."
You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll stop what those Virindi are planning. Just as soon as I figure out what that plan is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Hey don't worry, I can handle it. I drank something."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "What's with the rabbit costume?"