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Ulgrim the Unpleasant has moved! He's now at the Mtn Retreat (59.79N,4.05W), and his recall brings you here.

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Come to the mountains and see the sights, that's what the brochure said! Look at this place. The didn't even have a decent bar. Fortunately, I'm a people that knows people. So now the people here have a people that can give them the spirits that they need!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "King for a day! Fool for a lifetime."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So, where's my beer?"