*From Michelle the Bruce of Morningthaw*

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Filled Beer Stein.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Not bad, nice beer stein too. It reminds me of that time I was in Dryreach."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I had decided to go on a trip. I was tired of all the the sun and relaxation, you know how it is. Anyway, I traveled around for awhile visiting pubs and inns and ended up in Dryreach, where I was astonished to find a wonderful house brew made by my friend Mordomor."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I decided to spend awhile getting to know the drink better so I went to find the old lifestone NW of town. Yeah, I know there's a new lifestone there, but I didn't know that then. The old lifestone looked broken, but by this time I was heavily in my cups and unconcerned with trivial things."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Now, I'm going to give you a very important bit of information here. Never ever, under ANY circumstances, bind to a lifestone when your drunk. And if you have an old faulty wand. And if it looks like the lifestone's broken... especially if it looks like the lifestone is broken. I remember wondering why the lifestone was sparking like that, then why my wand was sparking like that. Then my wand caught fire, shot from my hand and exploded... then things got weird."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Everything after that is fuzzy, but I remember dying repeatedly. Not something I recommend, but what with all the explosions and electric shocks it seemed like the thing to do. My life flashed before my eyes, at least the part that involved being repeatedly killed and revived by a demented lifestone."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "When I came to I found that the bodies I had left during my reincarnations hadn't died. In fact there were nine copies of myself standing around arguing with each other. I could have sworn that I died more than nine times, but like I said before I was pretty vitae'd up."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've heard of similar lifestone malfunctions before. Usually the duplicate is just a creepy standing corpse of sorts that hasn't forgotten how to breathe. In most cases unbinding from your lifestone will return that corpses lifeforce or vitae back to its owner."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But to unbind from the lifestone I needed to use the same casting device that I tied to it with. By the time I found one of my wand's splinters in the pocket of my robe I realized the duplicates of me had run off."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It turned out that each of my copies had a splinter from the wand. I was too weak to get them back myself, so I enlisted the help of adventurers. These good people collected all the splinters of my wand and brought them back to me."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I heard many stories about my duplicates and I actually grew kind of fond of some of them. It was with a heavy heart that I recrafted my wand and unbound from the lifestone. I haven't heard of them since then. I guess they're all gone..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll always remember the time we spent together that spring."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Ale.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ale? I don't drink water unless I have to."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "But, I might have to so I'll just hold onto this."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Mead.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Expect me to drink this eh?"
Ulgrim drinks the mead quickly.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bleh! Too sweet, I prefer something a bit... stouter."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you noticed how dazed the people at fishing holes look?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Just try talking to one of them. You'll be lucky if they even acknowledge you. More than likely they'll just stand there casting and casting and casting."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They're Fishing Zombies! Fishing Zombies I tells you!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Wish I could take my sword with me. I'd at the very least like to have it on my wall at home."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you noticed how dazed the people at fishing holes look?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Just try talking to one of them. You'll be lucky if they even acknowledge you. More than likely they'll just stand there casting and casting and casting."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "They're Fishing Zombies! Fishing Zombies I tells you!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, Muldaveus and Niarltah asked me to join their Renegade cause. I was going to join too..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Then they told me that they didn't supply the Breakfast Beer, Morning Mickeys, Spring-to-Action Ale, Midday Mead, Late-Night Lager or Sleepy-Time Stout. So I told them that they could take their Mattekar Swill and stuff it. My allegiance to Elysa could never be bought!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You think Marae Lassel is so great huh? Here's one important question you have to ask yourself: Does it have Ulgrim on it? That should tell you all you need to know."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know you're a real hero if you can fight naked."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I wish I could fly. You think with all this magic in the world we would have magical flight."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I want to fly!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I need a cape too."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant is too busy to accept gifts right now.

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Wish I could take my sword with me. I'd at the very least like to have it on my wall at home."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I went to visit the fortune shrine today. Want to hear my fortune?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You will fall into a very deep hole and your broken body will slowly be devoured by the foul things that reside in the lightless places."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That didn't sound so good."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "My lucky numbers are 6,6,6."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Someone's been staying at my house. I noticed my porridge was eaten and my bed was all mussed up. If I catch him he'll be sorry."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "People were surprised that I changed my portal recall spell. Hey, I warned people it would change. It's my spell and I go where I like. Plus, I don't really trust Lifestone Recall anymore..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "If you want to get to my island then talk to the Drunken Madman, he knows the way."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Guess what I'm doing tomorrow night."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The same thing I do every night."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I saw a cute little Ursuin Cub the other day. It tried to pat it on the head. Cute little teeth on that cub. See my cute little bite mark?"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Wish I could take my sword with me. I'd at the very least like to have it on my wall at home."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I visited Claude and Leopold the yesterday."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Same old virindi. Still think that we can't tell they aren't human."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked them to go cliff diving with me tomorrow. Hehe."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I told them it was a traditional human activity."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'll just make sure they jump first."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I wish I could fly. You think with all this magic in the world we would have magical flight."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I want to fly!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I need a cape too."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know you're a real hero if you can fight naked."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know you're a real hero if you can fight naked."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Good to be back in AB."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I had a bad dream the other night. I was in the ruins of some town and I couldn't get anyone to talk to me or give me stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That wasn't the worst part of the dream though. There were these horrible wormy things floating around and I was terrified they would see me."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant is too busy to accept gifts right now.

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I had a bad dream the other night. I was in the ruins of some town and I couldn't get anyone to talk to me or give me stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That wasn't the worst part of the dream though. There were these horrible wormy things floating around and I was terrified they would see me."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "This little mosswart fellow came into town screaming about the Burun."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I gave him a drink to calm him down. He gave me a stone that smells like something plucked from a mattekar's hind quarters. I figure I'll throw it at the next Burun I see."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I went to visit the fortune shrine today. Want to hear my fortune?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You will fall into a very deep hole and your broken body will slowly be devoured by the foul things that reside in the lightless places."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That didn't sound so good."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "My lucky numbers are 6,6,6."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Are you naive enough to think Elysa runs Dereth? Hmm."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There is a conspiracy that those in power don't want you to know. I can't tell you everything, not yet. I can tell you there is a cabal of mages in the upper echelons of our government who control every aspect of our society. Do you think that the Olthoi Invasion happened by chance?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Just ask yourself, who is the fourth man?"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Guess what I'm doing tomorrow night."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "The same thing I do every night."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know you're a real hero if you can fight naked."