You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Wah Chon's new brew! It's a bit spicier than what I commonly drink, but it has a wonderful hearty flavor that warms my wintered soul."
Ulgrim tips the stein and drains it in one long draught.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Gasp! Great Mattekar that's tasty! This inspires me to rhyme!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "A larger lager lather is the taste I'd rather gather"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "when my lesser lager's suds are in the drink."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Then I mull the flavor over with it's hops and malts and clover"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "and again about the pub is what I think."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant is too busy to accept gifts right now.

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you seen some of these people's names? So... their mother was really a mule? So they can't reproduce then? That's probably for the best."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Did you know my face is on the Soul Staff?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Yup, I'm immortalized! It's the third face down. Some people may claim it's the guy who created the staff, but he's nobody and I'm famous."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
You allow Ulgrim the Unpleasant to examine your Sake.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Ugh! I hate this stuff, but I have a friend who likes it. Maybe you should drop in on him."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Wipe your feet! Cleaning house takes time away from my life's endeavor."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Peppermint Stick.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Hey Peppermint! I recently made my own new recipe. Here try some of my new Peppermint Pumpkin Pie!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant gives you Peppermint Pumpkin Pie.