You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Are you standing comfortably?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Then we'll begin..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Patty Cake"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Patty Cake"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Baker's man"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bake me a cake"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "As fast as you can."
(Ulgrim forces your character to emote the pattycake moves somehow)

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Dance for me Drudge Boy!"
(Ulgrim forces your character to perform the drudge dance emote)

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Some mage called me a gimp the other day."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I asked him what a gimp was and he said "You, Gimpy! What kindof a gimp mage has a 40 Focus?""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So I portaled him to that new valley everyone is talking about to find out what kind of mage he is."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Maybe I should consider getting some of those new attribute transfer gems."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "So you've heard about Leandra's wonderful new chorizite formula? Yeah, made that same formula years ago, except I used orichalcum. My formula made normal beer mugs larger on the inside than on the outside. I only have the one sample left here. It holds about 30 normal mugs of stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It's good that she's following in my footsteps though, it shows she's very wise."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Nothing you see here is for sale! Not even for...""
Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "How much do you have anyway?""

Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Ahem, I like my privacy when I can get it! Rotten tourists."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant says, "Aw! None Left!""