Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Bug Glands?!? The Arcanum is collecting Bug Glands?!?!?! I wonder if they can be used in making stout... Ulgrim's Bug-Juice Stout. Sounds perfect for the costume festival."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "My buddy Claude's back!"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Uh, I mean..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I pledge to remain eternally vigilant against the Virindi threat."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "A Pumpkin Golem in the Colosseum now? Preposterous. I refuse to believe it. What's the reward for defeating it? A bag full of candy?"
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know what's good about the chilly nights of fall? Makes it acceptable to drink warm beer. Normally, I'd dump the mug over your head if you brought me a warm stout. But somehow it's okay in the fall."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Get me a stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I need to get another storage chest. I've collected so many Colosseum Coins that I just can't store them anymore. Maybe I'll melt them down and have them cast into a statue of me..."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "It can say 'Ultimate Champion of the Colosseum', Yes, I think that will do nicely."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Boy, there's no telling what kind of bizarre costumes you can make out of critter parts! Why, one year, there was a guy who made a costume out of some part he'd scavenged off the carcass of the Tremendous Monouga. I think he said he was dressed as a sausage."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Happy Anniversary! Where are you planning to spend it? In the Night Club, bumping and grinding with the Tusker dancers? I'll be curled up at home with a good book and a mug of mulled stout."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've seen this year's masks, and I'll tell you something. Masks aren't the same as they were when I first settled here, no. In my day, you'd settle for a balloon-shaped Mosswart head mask, and you'd be darn happy for it! Now there are the cows, and the undead sailors, and Mukkir... Doesn't anyone want to be a Mosswart any more?"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Zombies are raiding?!? Where? Oh, not here? Why did you think I'd care then, kid? I almost spilled my stout. Then you'd definitely have a problem on your hands."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Go inside Claude's head? Not for all the stout in Ispar, my friend. That's a lesson you should remember. No telling when that might come in useful."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Want to know the secret to beating the Colosseum?"
Ulgrim looks around to make sure no one else is listening.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Give the Master Arbitrator some Molten Pyreal Stout with some Colosseum Coins in it for flavor. He loves that stuff and he gets so drunk he'll reward you anything you want."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Have you ever had a nightmare where it felt like adventurers were killing you over and over, hunting for that one trophy that they knew you sometimes carry with you? I mean, I know I went through that a few years ago, but it feels like it's started again. Maybe I should lay off the stout? Nah..."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Someone's taken out a bounty on Virindi, eh? I wonder how much Claude is worth. Maybe I could bring his head in and get enough money to start my own brewery. I'd even name a brew after the smiling rascal. 'Inscrutable Git Ale' or something like that."