Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Is summer over yet? Gosh it's hot. You know what's good about being this hot? Gives you an excuse to drink! Not that I need an excuse, mind you. No, all I need is a kind pilgrim to fetch me a mug of Berkholt's stout."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "That was a hint, kid. Not the brightest wand in the pile, are you?"

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Death comes to visit all of us, my benighted little friend. But I'm the only one with booze strong enough to make him forget why he came to visit."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "There's a ghostly little girl in the Direlands Graveyard, did you hear? Why's she hanging out in the graveyard? Only dead people there, and dead people are no fun."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I'd go and find out what's going on with those Olthoi in the northeast myself, but acid burns and puncture wounds really mess with my wardrobe."

Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I've figured out who's behind all the agitation among the Banderlings, Tuskers, Olthoi, Drudges, and whatnot. It's Queen Elysa herself! She's getting bored without extradimensional demons to fight!"

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Mudmouth's up to what, now? Honestly, I bet he'd settle down if someone would be kind enough to get him a banana daiquiri. No, wait, what's a banana daiquiri? I don't think those have been invented here yet."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know, sometimes I kind of miss Claude."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't tell anyone I said that or I'll turn you into a mug of stout and drink you."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I bet you didn't know that some magical components are quite deadly if ingested."
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "I sure didn't."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "You know who I got a postcard from the other day? Aerbax! I'd almost forgotten about him! I wonder what he's been up to lately? He's pretty polite and cordial, for an amoral butcher and vivisectionist."

You give Ulgrim the Unpleasant Stout.
Ulgrim the Unpleasant tells you, "Don't bother me! I'm working on a new grenade design. When it hits its target, it bursts and turns everything in a six-yard radius into stout. Next I'll work on one that turns everything into salted pretzels."